About
Characters
Ted - Some people believe that one day a savior will be born to guide humanity into an age of enlightenment. Others think he has already been born and is living among us. An even smaller sect believes that he was born into our world as a monkey. Ted intends to eat that monkey.
Ted is pretty content to go along with whatever situation he finds himself in, unless something distracts him. Whether Ted is employed is unknown; what is known is that he basically lives off of Greg. God help us all if he ever comes into any kind of money.
Greg - Spending all your free time playing video games would turn some people into antisocial maniacs, but not Greg. He's a well-adjusted member of society. He's even got a real job, and someday someone will explain to him what it is. Until that day comes, he's going to spend his days on misadventures with as many antisocial maniacs as he can get to do his bidding for him, even if that's just Ted.
Greg likes Third Eye Blind, books about management theories, and drinking at crummy bars. His favorite webcomic is "My Awesome Life." Greg is a pretentious asshole.
Mayra - Mayra's been dating Greg for a long, long time, and is still having trouble figuring out why. She likes pandas, telenovelas, and Sky Dancers -- don't get her started on Sky Dancers. While she's been known to invent new words and have the occasional wild idea, Mayra enjoys a decidedly non-wacky lifestyle compared to the boys.
About the Authors
After achieving massive success and worldwide popularity with their work on the award-winning comic, Alpha Philly Elemeno, Greg Cashman and Ted Cavooris moved out to the Hollywood of the webcomics world - AKA the suburbs of New York - to pursue even loftier goals.
This didn't lead to anything.
Now, two years later, they've decided to create a new webcomic for some reason.