It’s really easy to keep telling yourself that you’ll start eating better “next time” and putting that kind of lifestyle change onto your future self. Well, I’m here to let you in on a little secret:
Your future self probably sucks at impulse control just as much as your present self.
But I can’t really blame him! After all, I’m pretty sure pizza will still be just as delicious in the future as it is now , if not more! Heck, maybe there are new futuristic pizza toppings that we can only imagine in the present day.
Like… cyborg tomatoes!
Or maybe something that would actually be edible.