The comic usually takes quite a while for me to finish up. And sure, it might seem at times that I’m spending a disproportionate amount of time on each comic compared to Ted. But I’m pretty sure he must do something, right? I mean, sure… I do all of the artwork and often waste entire evenings making a comic, but he spends upwards of fifteen minutes writing the scripts!
Fifteen minutes, people.
But in all seriousness - these comics really are a labor of love. Sometimes it’s tough, but ultimately it’s definitely worth it. Now let’s just make sure Ted doesn’t slip in any more creepy scripts like today’s.

Is this a birth joke? or a Masturbation joke?
Definitely birth, but I thought the same thing when I first read it.