First of all, congratulations to Will and Juliette, who just got married this past weekend! Also, thanks for reminding us that we are always a couple of paces behind our peers when it comes to growing up. Man, we should do, like, a comic about that or something.
I guess we’re just at that age now, but it does seem like everyone’s getting married. Greg and Mayra had a very busy weekend, only slightly exaggerated in the comic, and hopefully they’re well recovered by now. Most importantly, though, I hope Greg got his money’s worth at the open bars. You’re basically a chump if you don’t, and no one wants to be a chump at a wedding.

Busy going to weddings. Not… not having a wedding.
not not having a wedding still implies you had a wedding
…and weddings are for chumps.