Man, tell me you haven’t wondered if the strangers around you weren’t in fact visitors from the future, observing your fascinating life. They might be your future kids, or maybe your just so well known in the future that everyone wants to come and check out what you were like before you were famous. That second one might be excellent for you love life.
Actually, maybe we can reverse the polarity on that one and see if anyone believes that I’m a time traveler, completely interested in their future accomplishments. Either this idea is brilliant, or I’ve been watching too much How I Met Your Mother.
You did a much funnier version of this in 2015.