Today is Greg’s birthday, and if you hadn’t figured it out, he’s really hoping to be let into the 28 year-olds’ class. Every year he wishes on his candles, and every year he ruins it by telling people what he wished for. I assume.
According to Greg, he was actually a bit of a bully as a small child. It’s clear now why he lashed out- finding his faith in adults to be misplaced, he embraced a philosophy of self-interest above all else. It is the perfect supervillain origin story, which kind of puts our occasional costumed antics in a new light.
Anyway, happy birthday, Greg!
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