Like the comic says, I haven’t been getting much sleep recently. Mostly I blame it on insomnia (but also the comic.)
I need to learn that the things that go through my head after only a couple hours of sleep probably aren’t fit for everyday conversation, even if dogs that walk cats on leashes is a brilliant idea.

I love Greg's hard-boiled countenance in panel 2.
ah, rampant paranoia, the only friend that never goes missing