Let’s get one thing straight: a girl who’s looking for a guy with a real job is of very little interest to me, sure, but a girl who doesn’t appreciate the Halloween season? That’s just completely out of the question. The idea that I would masquerade as something I’m not is completely absurd.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have get back to brainstorming ideas for someone to dress up as this Halloween.

hay, it's in my jeans
I really like the design on the trees. I'm also concerned that the scarecrow mask seems to be Scarecrow's from Batman Begins. Ted, what are you really doing up there?