The Candy Man Can (Not Be Within a 20-Foot Radius of Places Where Children Gather)
on May 11th, 2012Posted In: Comic
I don’t know about you people, but candy feels like more of a burden than a treat these days. Either you don’t eat it quick enough and it piles up in your house, attracting vermin and bad ideas, or you eat it always and forever and explode at the age of 30 from candy-related combustion.

i literally lol'd at the mouse-over easter egg. (and the actual comic.)
As did I.