Mayra should get her own spin-off comic, if this were a just world. It would be short and simple, every time, but would always feature an actual quote. These are the kinds of things she says every day, she’s just full of this stuff. Also, goldfish. Full of goldfish.
For those of you who notice the tags at the bottom of the comic, please note that I couldn’t bring myself to tag “poop.“ I just… I just couldn’t do it.