And that’s the story of how Greg got fired. The end.
But seriously, does anyone else find it odd that you can frequently bump into someone you casually know when you’re out on the town, while almost never bumping into someone in the act of committing some heinous crime? What’s up with that?
Anyway, I should sign off now. I’m at work, and I’m pretty sure it’s naptime. Tune in next time!
Lesson learned: Anytime you say your evil plot out loud, it will not come true.