So many questions regarding Santa’s helpers. Do they all know the man personally, or are there regional managers who command the others? Do the middle-management types also dress as Santa? Are they union? Volunteer? Slave labor, like the elves?
I guess I should ask Mr. Douglas, but something tells me I should wait ‘til he gets a few glasses of eggnog in him first.

I'm not sure why I loved this comic as much as I did, but I did.
Perhaps it is the until-recently unrequited fantasy of seeing Ted as a Santaman