It seems that Greg picked a bad week for the beach, what with all the rain. Things sure are exciting back home, though! While he’s been gone, I got involved with a black metal scene, got a new haircut, became a superhero, and fought robots in a flaming building. All that, AND I got a new iPhone! I’m pretty sure all these things are related, but something tells me we won’t have time to delve into that story arc.
Also, Greg assures me that the baby is the mastermind that I’ve apprehended, and I’m fighting off his lethal, loyal henchbot. This sounds right to me.
That gutsy bat was impossible to get. There were only, like, 3 bionic krakens at the end of magicant, and I know you never got one.
It makes me very happy that you read that.
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