Apparently, the new Lorax movie doesn’t bear too much resemblance to the tale we all remember, and nor do the values on display look to similar. Or do they? The Lorax was always a spokesman; not he speaks for the multinational corporations for the multinational corporations have no tongues. Can we really hold that against him?

Well, no, obviously - he’s a fictional character. But we can and should hold it against the real humans who are pulling the strings. They suck.