Oh, that crazy ol’ stock market. Always with the falls and the rebounds and the sell-offs and the rallies. If only we understood it well enough to make a comic about it. Instead, you get this.
You’ll recall that Greg and Mike Li work in the same building, but their jobs are very different. Mike probably knows that storing up your paychecks so you get a combo bonus when you eventually deposit them is not a wise strategy. It’s that kind of market savvy that makes him our go-to guy for financial questions. Well, for Greg’s financial questions, anyway; most of Ted’s are about the conversion rate from french fries to Cheetos.
I see Greg's investing the same "Wing and Prayer" retirement fund that I am.