People are always telling me social rules that I’m completely unaware of. They’re also always glancing at their wrists and making excuses about how they have to walk away from me, even though they aren’t wearing watches. It seems I have a lot to learn about interacting with other human beings.
Still, it’s a good thing I have Greg around to inform me of my obligations. At first I thought he was misunderstanding the rule, but he just seems so sure of himself. I have apparently been caught by a technicality in this case, but let this be a lesson to all of us: be careful what figure of speech you use, or you might end up accidentally agreeing to have sex with someone.
It's about time I got lucky! I like the action of me glancing down at my watch-less arm for the time.