Have you heard the phrase “getting it in”? (It’s a euphemism for sex, by the way.) Ted was asking me the other day and I swore he was making it up.
But no, this is the way people talk these days. They say things like “getting it in.“
So in other words, I think it’s time to close the book on civilization. I think we had a good run.

Oh, Greg, you would not last one day in high school. Actually, even if you dropped out, you'd still probably be more successful than Ted…
I definitely remember either writing "my" before "high school" or "today" after it. Oh well…