People are often asking me if I get dressed in the dark. I know I don’t have the best fashion sense, but at least it’s better than when Greg really does get dressed in the dark. The worst part is that he won’t admit his mistake. I’ve seen him wear outfits like this one for an entire day, just out of stubbornness.
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i feel like the fact that greg forgot to park his car should be much more significant than it is treated. is there a vehicle in neutral drifting around the streets? i'm all sorts of confused.
Ha ha, Kevin, I thought the same thing!
I'm assuming that he just had a weird dream and woke up convinced he forgot to do something, and in a minute he'll realize that it doesn't even make sense and go back to bed.
You can't leave your car on the street around here. Thus, if you forget to park your car, you get a ticket.
This is the worst mystery you've ever needed solving.