There you have it, folks. I know it’s all quite scientific-sounding, but quantum dating is just a fact of life. It’s not like you have to declare it a date beforehand. If that were the case we’d miss out on a lot of great episodes of TV shows where the characters don’t know if they are going on a date or not. Like that one where Doug and Patti went to the movies and some cafe where he ordered a “cup of chino.“

Ah, memories.