Man, do you ever think back on a night out and realize how horrible it actually was? Do you ever think about how you could’ve prevented that tragedy from happening?
This comic shows what went wrong. I realize now the solution to the major issue you see above: If Ted and I had only five shots of tequila instead of six, we would not have these hangovers. Problem solved!

Drunk pizza could have prevented this tragedy.
Also, next time Bear starts getting violent you should send him down that one street so he can get rid of all those muggers.
well, it happens to all of us right?