Ted is totally somebody that you can rely on even in the direst of circumstances.
He’s a bright guy who can spot an opportunity to fix a bad situation, even if he has to sacrifice to make it happen.
Basically, what I’m trying to say is that if I’m ever in a bind, he’s who I would trust to make everything better.
Unfortunately, I’m talking about Ted Danson.
Our Ted? He’s not so much helpful as he is my probable future cause of death. He makes mistakes like they’re going out of style.
Worst of all? He ordered Pizza Hut.