Some people ruin a good night out by trying to get everyone to go home when the fun is just starting. Also, some people ruin a good night out with tedious movie quotes and references. Apparently both of those things are true in space, too.

Personally, I prefer to ruin a good night out by accidentally flying into a distant planet’s sun, because if nothing else you would (presumably) be the first human being to die that way. Apparently I just have different priorities than everyone else. I guess this is growing up.