The first panel isn’t entirely true (unlike the rest of the comic); I have been to a strip club once. I was 16 and the delivery girl at the pizza place I worked at refused to set foot inside, so I rode along to give the strippers their pizza. Honestly, it wasn’t a very exciting experience.
I could go for some pizza, though! That sounds exciting!
i'm glad to hear you weren't at a strip club at the bachelor party. :)