Oh, Mike Li. If only your strict moral code didn’t prohibit stealing those valuable decimal points, you could have funded the sweetest, most absolutely insane action movie of all time, in which all the characters are expert ravers (like with glow sticks).

Mike Li was barely a character in our old comic, appearing just twice. He’s moving up in the world! Or down, possibly. Backwards. Yes, he’s definitely moved a couple of increments in the reverse-ward direction.