This comic is mostly true. Usually, Greg’s destroying himself working on the comic more than anything else these days. Remember, kids: just because you’re destroying yourself doesn’t make you cool. Only certain types of self-destruction are cool.
Honestly, this crowd has probably pre-gamed enough that they might forget what they were planning on doing anyway. If they can just relax and go with it, maybe they’ll have a good time.
Or maybe they’ll realize that Greg is a total loser. Probably that one.
I like that one a lot - it calls into question what the term pre-gaming really stands for.