Mayra and I have been dating since before I was of legal drinking age, so the whole concept of ‘meeting people at bars’ is entirely foreign to me. Is there like a sign you wear to say you’re interested in meeting people? Do you wear name tags? Is there some sort of mating display to show you want to meet somebody?
I keep trying to convince Ted to wear peacock feathers, but apparently ‘peacocking’ is actually a term used by a bunch of really awful people to teach sad people to be mean to women, so I’m just going to let this joke die on the vine.
I like Ted's Charlie Brown face in the last panel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2af_vfaE5c
Tom Haverford explains peacocking