Ted’s not very good at this game.
Come to think of it, I haven’t heard much about what happened with the groundhogs this year. But how would we interpret the information, anyway? Six more weeks of the winter we’ve been having, which is to say, no winter at all? Or would the usual rules just be reversed? What is the effect of global warming on groundhog weather prediction? Is… is that what causes the infamous time loops?
At least if I get caught in a time loop I can call on the Eternal Unending Space-Time Turbo Squid. He’ll help me out of a jam, hopefully.
I checked: a google search for "Eternal Unending Space-Time Turbo Squid" does, in fact, give this webcomic as its first hit! Now just sit back and wait for the views to roll in…
Maybe some day you'll look back on this comment and say, "boy, was he right. That was when everything changed…"