Ted’s been having trouble with the bizarre policies at his latest job. It seems like there are all these bizarre loopholes that allow the customers to somehow earn money whenever they walk in.
I told Ted that he should have probably quit the first time he was asked to pay a customer out-of-pocket, but he tells me you have to earn money to make money. So as a result I spent my last paycheck entirely on piggy banks. I figure with that logic that the more money I’ve spent on banks, the more I’ll make!
Ted and I are not very good with money.