Part of becoming a successful adult is learning to prepare your own meals. This is one of those skills that I have yet to successfully develop. Occasionally, if I’m feeling bold, I’ll experiment and end up making macaroni and cheese with scrambled eggs in it, or something like that.

I did know it was a grocery list, though. I’m not a complete idiot. I took it as a challenge to figure out the amounts of each thing that would compliment all the other things. I’m not saying it came out edible, but at least I knew what I was getting into when I started cooking the meal. Unfortunately, so did Greg, so he didn’t end up trying any.