Gas lines! Who knew? That’s the world we’re living in, folks.
Alright, here’s my plan: first, I’ll buy a second car. I’ll make sure that one car has an odd license plate and one has an even one, so that I can get gas every day. (I’ll also need a disguise so that I can pretend to be two different people.) Then, I use all that extra gas I accumulate to drive out of state and stock up on even MORE gas. Then I spend that driving home, and whatever’s left over, I sell.
It can’t fail!