Once upon a time, Greg and Ted were zombie hunters. Occasionally, they get sucked back in. It’s alright.

Of all the adventures I have ever wanted to have, I don’t think any have seemed so appealing as a Halloween adventure. Maybe it’s because it’s the one time of year that you can actually convince yourself that the possibility exists for something ordinarily impossible. Outgrowing trick-or-treating was bad enough; I don’t know what I’d do if I had to outgrow the dream of adventure.