Mike and Mikki are our married friends, and we sure have a few questions for them. Being adult boy detectives, we know a thing or two about getting to the bottom of a mystery, but we definitely don’t know how to decide who gets to be bad cop. Or really, how to be bad cop at all. Maybe we could find a bad cop and interrogate him about it?

Anyway, as Mike and Mikki made clear to us, there are SOME good things about marriage. We still regard it with suspicion, but for now it’s free to go, and we’re free to move on to other topics.