So I just got back from my brother’s wedding, and I’m hoping the speech I gave came off slightly better than this. At the very least, I’m hoping there isn’t video.
Congratulations to Kevin and Val, and enjoy this wedding gift of being drawn by Greg in the comic. I guess that makes it Greg’s wedding gift. He’s kinda showing me up by giving you guys such a cool gift, but I would point out that it’s somewhat diminished by being two days late for the wedding. As usual, everything we do around here is two steps back from being perfect.
Lies and slander! I'm the girliest one in the family, not Ted! Who wanted to be Princess Jasmine for Halloween? Was it Ted? I THINK NOT!
YAY!! you knew that all i ever wanted was to be a cartoon character! thank you, greg, you made me a very attractive animation. thank you for giving my cartoon some cleavage. :) and, ted, your speech was lovely.
I know I've said this before but I totally wish I was a Cavooris. I also wish I had had a Battlestar Galactica reference at my wedding. That was a missed opportunity.
Best wedding toast ever, Ted! (I mean the real one. This one was funny, though!)