Clerks! What a show. We would never steal jokes from it, though. Ignore the above comic.
If you’ve been trying to access the site and found it down, we apologize for any inconvenience. Hopefully it won’t happen again, but we’re working on it.
If the comic survives the process of improving the site, and you good people keep reading, maybe, just maybe, we’ll tell you how we actually met.
(It’s not even remotely interesting.)