Perhaps you’ve heard of Watson, the Jeopardy-playing (and -winning) machine. Now we can cross trivia game shows off the list of things that humans do better than computers. I always preferred Wheel of Fortune, anyway.

Obviously, the first thing Greg and Ted are concerned with is the inevitable battle that we humans will one day fight against our creations. All I’m saying is this: we just taught this thing to understand our language. Is that really wise?