Out of the kindness of our hearts, we’ve decided to share with you some of the secrets of the craft of webcomic-making. If you’ve found this at all helpful, you probably misread it.
The great thing about the internet is that anyone can post whatever they want on their site and it’s out there for everyone to see. There’s no requirement that your work have any substance or even minimal quality. If there were, we might have a problem.
But Greg and I try our best, and if we end up making comics that only entertain us, then that’s okay by us. Because we’re narcissists and we aren’t interested in anyone else’s happiness anyway.
Sure, we may never win any “awards” for our “work.“ But we’ve got something much more important than that: horrible personality disorders.

at least you're consistent, cuz i've known you my entire life and i don't know of a single award you've ever won, other than that one time at ymca when you got 'being a good sport' or some bs like that
I believe it was "Most Cooperative Camper," Kevin. Try not to be jealous; we're proud of you, too.
"I am pleased to present you with your Masters' Degree" "Also, some kind of Sportmanship award."