So, it’s Ted’s birthday.  He’s now one day closer to his inevitable death at the hands of some sort of futuristic, cybernetic, time-traveling terror from beyond time.  (Or does that make it one day further away?)

Either way, it’s Ted’s birthday today.  But it’s also Valentine’s Day!  Clearly you can only celebrate one, and your ability to choose between the two is drastically affected depending on how close you are to Ted.  Choose wisely.

Or ignore them both.  That’s fine too.