Greg has a long history of screwing up cooking, and also of not knowing about pumpkins, apparently. But God bless him, he tries. If Ted were hosting this little three-walled instructional vignette, it would go smoother, but only because the goal would be to cook some ramen noodles.
Something tells me that whatever content farm Greg is making this video for is not going to be accepting his submission, which is quite a feat on his part!

Yesssssssss. I want to see further expansion of this theme, the humor potential is high.