Here it is, a one day only special!! In honor of Black Friday, we’ll be opening our (figurative) doors at midnight, so come early and get all the laughs before they run out! (If you’re not laughing, it means they ran out. Try coming earlier next time.)
Every one of these comics is canon. They happen one after another, as a sleep-deprived Greg and Ted wander in circles through the same store, forgetting what they’re talking about. Neither of them ends up buying anything, but Ted does start a riot when he takes a toaster out of someone’s cart and puts it in someone else’s. A good time is had by all, except the several shoppers who end up in the emergency room.
I loved the Warcraft one. I also liked the Ward Pendleton one… except his name is Pendleton Ward. How did you manage to invert that?
What, you don't know about his reverse clone from the negative dimension, Ward Pendleton?
My favorite was the Gadsby one….but why are Tim and I both up reading comics at 3 in the morning?
I like the Gatsby one, too… but I read it at a much more sensible 3 in the afternoon!
All brilliant. That's nearly a months jokes in one comic. And I didn't have to wait in line at Target for it.
This may be the best Two Steps Back ever…