It’s one thing to read a webcomic about hipsters and still feel superior, but when you realize that you could easily be mistaken for one on the street, then you’ve got a real identity crisis on your hands. It’s not like it’s your fault, necessarily; the hipster identity is an expansive and all-consuming social category that seems hell-bent on incorporating every other subculture into it. Nothing like that can survive, ultimately, because it’s completely meaningless, but waiting this whole past decade for it to die sure felt like an eternity.

I do think it’s on its way out, though. Once Greg can be mistaken for a hipster, it’s really just a matter of time before the whole institution collapses.