Two Steps Back

What young lad hasn’t fantasized about being in control of Link’s every move? Commanding him forth to slash his sword at your will! Yes, Greg is living the dream.

What Greg does with his disposable income is his business, I hear you say, but what’s this about Ted having once possessed 10,000 dollars? Well, it’s that same old story: he found it in a bag down by the river when he was attempting to build a raft out of soda bottles. Having since quit drinking soda, he no longer has access to that kind of cash.