Our heroes, being normally oblivious and a bit tipsy at the moment, have no idea who’s been serving their drinks. They’ll get to the bottom of it, though, the best way they can think of.
This piece of motivation was a terrible idea I had recently that, fortunately, I had no means to implement. I don’t manage this sort of establishment, after all. I do, however, write things on the internet, and one of those things is a Blog of Terrible Ideas. You’ll notice that it hasn’t been updated in awhile; now that I’m mentioning it here, I’m hoping I will become motivated to start it back up again (Is that how it works?).
Ultimately, Greg and Ted blacked out completely, and the next day forgot whether they had seen anything at the bottom of their glasses. Which is good, because they probably would not have liked to remember what they saw.

Aren't all the bartenders in that pirate bar are are all guys….
I was wondering why Giant Squid is under the tags for this, Then I noticed the background. Oh and I now also get the "Dive" bar joke….