Yes, it’s true: today is Greg’s birthday. I figured that since I ruined his evening on my birthday, it was only fair that I also ruin his evening on his birthday. It’s just the kind of guy I am.

Let’s all have a big party in Greg’s honor. He certainly deserves it, and today is his day, after all. Some friendly advice, though: once we completely trash the apartment, he’s going to expect us to clean it up. We should definitely consider sneaking out before he gets home. He’s probably got other parties to go to, anyway.