Please excuse the puns; they really are parcheesi. We are putting ourselves at risk of losing our readership, I know. We’re getting ourselves in some serious trouble here. We really are sorry!
But even if you hate us for this, don’t hold it against our new characters. Guess who?
Okay, I’m going to have to stop this right now and point out that the title of the game Guess Who? has a question mark at the end, despite not being a question. Are we really okay with this? Sorry!‘s exclamation point I can handle, but this? It’s like Milton Bradley figured people were going to be confused about what their game was and figured that if they incorporated the confusion into the title, no one could make fun of them for it.
Anyway, the new characters are Mike and Mikki, our friends who are married. Just reading that last phrase makes me feel old. But we love them and hope to see more of them on here!

What are the Squid Kids?
Squid Kids is the best.
i don't remember that curtain being there
I also don't remember you guys having a board game loosely based off of the first level of Super Mario Bros.
It's like magical realism. Is Gabriel Garcia Marquez a guest contributor?
For a minute there I thought Mike's t-shirt was a drawing of the Dreamcast logo throwing up.