Oh, Mr. Xander Daily, when will you stop drinking like a college freshman? If the man could get his life together, maybe find someplace to stay, maybe he could clean up his act. Maybe he just needs to stop hanging out with such irresponsible friends. After all, Ted had been with him on the night in question, but stumbled home alone and promptly forgot about the whole ordeal.
So, as I’m sure you’re all aware, the big day came and went without incident. We just thought it might be fun to mark the occasion with a comic. Because that’s what we do; we make comics.