Just because you’re 26 years old doesn’t mean that you are necessarily better at keeping up with laundry-doing and taking care of yourself than a college student. Trust us, we know.

Aren’t there so many better things to do than chores, or cleaning, or maintaining personal hygiene? The people closest to me say no, there aren’t, and also that I should get a real job. I suppose they know best.

Still, dinosaur circus? I don’t even care if the dinosaurs are real or not, I’m totally there.