Hey all -
Sorry for the late comic today. The blame should fall on my shoulders for this one.
Anyway, as with most of our comics, this is based on a true story. We did get drunk on my birthday! Ted did keep quoting Twin Peaks! I did buy some gum recently! I like exclamation points!
(For reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjKZzKLpNII )

there's a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
if this is not a real product, it should be.