A game about regrets! When you’ve beaten the game you will regret spending any time at all playing it. Then and only then will you actually win, and also lose. You emotionally move forward one space, and then move back two.
As long-time readers know, Greg and I are full of terrible ideas like this. We may be getting to the point where we can anticipate each other’s awful brainstorms before we even hear about them. It’s probably not healthy.