Congratulations to our dear friends, Micah and Olga, who are going to be getting married, and who are contributing to the growing sense that we are, in fact, quite old.
This comic was based on a real conversation, and while we may have adjusted the dialogue a bit, we felt it was important to stay true to the actual events. We’ll never know what would have happened if Greg had placed money on his assertion, although I imagine that the other characters would have tried to determine if anything improper had occurred, perhaps setting up some sort of tribunal. You can feel free to imagine all of your favorite characters participating.