You can’t tell me you guys don’t notice these things about your parents as they get older. The really scary thing, though, is I could definitely mark off a couple of those boxes for myself. Even I am on my way to becoming an old man, shocking as it may seem.
Also, who doesn’t circle the free space right away? How do you resist?

Yeah, I honestly thought that the circles were for you. The "My Dad" part was an M. Night Shyamalanian twist.
Favorite: "Too much bread in these hot dog buns." I'm grinning again, just writing that!
Just catching up with the comic … Wait! Which Dad are you talking about? Certainly not this one.